does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
when will my motivation return from war
if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock
if you didn’t leave a handprint on the booty then did you really smack it
U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive
date a girl who dyes her hair. date a girl who makes dick jokes. date a girl who looks sexy in glasses. date a girl who looks attractive even when her tongue is sticking out. date a princess. date jack barakat.