alysansamachanpanda:

thescienceofjohnlock:

fall-of-deductions:

beeslock:

ughjohnwatson:

beeslock:

I found it. The second best line in fanfiction history.

what’s the first?



WHAT IS THIS FROM

someone must know

I need to read whatever it is just for that line

rigginsrigs:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

baptisms:

i don’t think i’ve ever seen a picture that raises so many questions before in my life

beaubete:

thispopculture:

legallyblained:

hips don’t lie by oxford university’s all male choir

wow

Yes.

Whitest thing I’ve ever seen and still somehow a bizarre combination of hilarious and attractive. How so sexy?

masturbrightside:

when will my motivation return from war

chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

liftedandgiftedd:

if you didn’t leave a handprint on the booty then did you really smack it

latulas:

U WNANA FUKCINGN GO?? ????? grab an icecream together or something because u are attractive

poppinjalex:

date a girl who dyes her hair. date a girl who makes dick jokes. date a girl who looks sexy in glasses. date a girl who looks attractive even when her tongue is sticking out. date a princess. date jack barakat.