obfuscatress:

golden-wolfe:

thesassylorax:

feferi:

yesterday me and another girl were explaining that most americans don’t have kettles in their kitchens to a british woman who runs a tea shop and she said “well how do you make your tea, then?” and the other girl admitted that she mostly uses the microwave and the woman clutched her  hand over her heart and sat down in shock 

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Barbarians.

oh my god

we used to cook the water in a pot when I was little, but now we have a kettle and it’s great

Patrick Stump Blue Rabbits Fucking (Uncensored)
Patrick Stump
Blue Rabbits Fucking (Uncensored)

chemomantic:

I wanna give you sexual rabies, give me that sweet sweet monkey vagine

funkies:

lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

I have never watched a better video in my entire life.

fandom-universe:

untexting:

it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have

I thought this said carve I was very scared

mrsweasley:

jebiwonkenobi:

I never feel like more of a failure than when I can’t remember a piece of Harry Potter trivia. 

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wigglytuffer:

How to play The Sims

  1. spend 3 hours creating your family
  2. spend 3 days creating your house
  3. play the actual game for 20 minutes
  4. do not touch for 4 months
  5. repeat

"Shall we order dessert?"
"No thanks… i’m stuffed.